Pinecones and poop

Things observed while living with small humans:

Unflushed poop.

Pinecones on the kitchen floor.

6054 sheets of paper with a single mark.

Christmas ornaments in February in sock drawers.

Bath bomb prizes, like doubloons, on the

mantle.

Kinder toys half assembled.

4,502 stuffed animals, most with with small bits of stuffing escaping from the holes the dog chewed.

Signs advertising boiled eggs and paper snowflakes for sale, $10 each.

Ice cream stickers on the shower tile.

Cutlery in the yard.

Little love notes with crooked hearts.

Desitin in the toothpaste holder.

Pronounced under-eye circles.